You are hereby respectfully advised to refrain from the indiscriminate consumption of your favorite leathery, slithery, gummy, yummy, chewy and chunky layers of cow hide for the time being!
(Nothing to do with politics but a bit more to do with self-preservation and whatever!)
For it’s been brought to our attention at the Fiditi-CDC that the particular type your Excellency favors is that one chemically manipulated- well marinated in embalming fluid and abundantly tended in Idiotic Juice!
We’ve known about the Idiotic Juice for a while! But the embalming fluid is just the newest hit from our underground laboratory! And that Sir; as scary as it appears, definitely explains a whole lot more!
So when next you are fiending for Ponmo barbecue, please make sure your selected choice comes with a unique NAFDAC tag, or better if it’s from a dedicated and a trusted supplier! And if you’re ever in doubt, only instruct any of your armed guards to fire a live round or two into your…
Odolaye Abaniwonran Aremu
FIDITI-CDC.
***if you brilliant skeptics out there think this is just a doggone satire, or just plain comedy, try Google the effects of Embalming Fluids on Ponmo, and on the brain of the passionate consumer!***
