Look here, Dona! We know you are a genius in shifting narratives, making unfounded claims and a wonderful fabricator of outlandish, but ugly lies. Such salesmanship, or hideous qualities are great when selling ‘àgbo-jedi and àgúnmu aromoléegun’ riding shotgun inside a Molue or a fast moving train. Those herbal remedies may well be effective while the main fault could well be in the total packaging.
As a politician, I expected your lies to be the least patented, scripted, monogrammed and boxed up with a glamorous ribbon tied across that box!
In that light, the coalition of American Professional Sportsmen have sent out word, and in one voice had vehemently refute that innocuous lie that: ‘grabbing Igbó-Súúrú’ and other ‘delicious’ items of ‘ráúráú’ is/are not the favorite talking points in any locker-room banter!
And right here in the Fiditi Motor Garage, where the craziest urchin just won Gold at the recently concluded 26th Agbèrò Olympics in SA; they too have put out strong word through the ebullient voice of the NURTW President, MC Oluomo.
‘…indeed we grab everything from wallets, Sépè, smoke, Tafé, Sobontonne, Fódo, Turoboye, Konsoleeti, and everything grab-able, even in the thick jungle of this motor garage, we Do Not grab Igbó-Sùùrù! Therefore do not attempt to dump your palava upon us. God bless NURTW. God bless Fiditi and May God bless you all!”
