These assaults are just too much to bear, you wake up only to realise, to great consternation that the Sikira and Tunmishe (Not real names) you once knew before; are fifty shades of colours now.
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I wouldn’t want to grow old before my time, over misplaced identity caused by bleaching. Therefore if we were friends when you were black. And now you’re green, yellow or purple. Please, don’t ask me over social media whether I recognise you or not. That’s how one would be forced to ask; Is this you ? Still, they would be smiling as if it was a compliment .
Nowadays it’s hard to identify original wife material. ‘Abi’ someone would start asking girls to wash their faces, like the way they test Ankara clothes at Balogun market. Before choosing the original.
