“Opon’be sun f’apo rori, Iwa Omo ni m’omo j’okigbe!”
(The sleepy Man with a well sharpened knife neatly tucked in, with it’s leather sheath dedicated as a pillow is not entirely dumb; he only knows why he’s been self-cautious)
“Well a lot of us African brothers are conditioned to play the convenient-tag with the truth. As long as it’s not ours, goddamit! But then you see these fools running around with their own daughters; lovingly sheltering them, building Lego-Homes with them and tucking them safely in bed at night! Hypocritical as Janus-The Two-Faced Roman God! They made the loudest noise during the #BringBackOurGirls tragedy! Of the silliest defenses of this nasty, troll-faced, highly supercilious, moralistic fiend; the most stupid and unreasonable ones are from these same brothers- using unproven Ojuelegba cliches to defend Rape or the unfathomable chemistry of what the victims eventually would have to live with to rebut, or either justify it! Ayelala shall one day Google your house address! If you are lucky, He shall force-feed you the highest dose, time-release capsule of Quaalude and take you swimming in your own indoor pool. Of course you can swim from your house to the Moon “open-eye!” – Mathew Aiyemojuba, Alias Baba Okitipupa with Odolaye Aremu.
FYI: Ayelala is a Take-No-Prisoner Deity. Highly temperamental with no recourse for forgiveness. Used to be a citizen of the world with roaming privileges at one time, till his wrathful, unforgiven ways got him banished to the Delta-Riverine areas of the borderline Southwest of Nigeria. I have heard stories of his fearful escapades- take such as incredible till you steal a piece of meat from your neighbor’s cooking pot and an entire Lorry from the nearby Motor-Garage is deposited “cleanly” on your chest, while you are struggling to swallow the chunk of beef.
